prejaculate:

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

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sassyabrahamlincoln:

sassyabrahamlincoln:

4 score and 20 years ago i blazed it

now im stoned
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(Source: sassyabrahamlincoln)

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touchedbyanangela:

sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you

(Source: leelinschin)

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Are you asking because you care or because you’re curious?

10 word story" series - #27  

the story so far

(via revoult)

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Three Years For Sale

Take me back to a time where I could at least pretend everything was fine. Or at least show me how good things will be three years in the future because 2014 has been a disappointment. THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE YEAR WHERE EVERYTHING TURNED AROUND

No sleep for me tonight.

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

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frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

(Source: sanastark)

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silverdreaming:

Sunday nights are the worst you go to bed with that horrifying feeling of impending doom like “I’ve got a whole fucking week ahead

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cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

(Source: deforming)

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ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

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