highlyover-rated:

Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write

(Source: pia-pium)

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supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

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tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

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dad-chan:

coming out of the closet? no. i’m coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because i want it all

(Source: pmd2)

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modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

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orgasm:

ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME

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kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

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telapathetic:

the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv

(Source: telapathetic)

290,633 notes

destielfricklefrackle:

have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

(Source: you-do-you-boo-boo)

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christianborle:

working on a group project like

image

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kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

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rapewhistled:

what r u trying to do lil partner

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genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

(Source: zephye)

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