we-are-the-lonely-ones:

vectorbelly:

Twitter: The Comic is a collection of comics based on the greatest tweets of our generation. The source material is used verbatim, typos and all. Despite the seemingly random nature of the tweets, the comic has reoccurring characters and story arcs that aren’t fully understood unless experienced through a single reading. With explicit permission from the writers of each comic, Twitter: The Comic could be a pretty rad book.

this is the greatest thing I have ever seen

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khal-ocelot:

everywhere is a bed if you try hard enough

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My talents include multitasking to the point where I wear my food and eat my clothes

lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks

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vodkacupcakes:

OHMYGOD HE HAS A RETAINER THAT IS SO ADORABLE 

vodkacupcakes:

OHMYGOD HE HAS A RETAINER THAT IS SO ADORABLE 

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egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

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andineversawspring:

nicevagina:

if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows 

oh my god

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silfarione:

Young couple cuddling as they sit down in a hole in the sand while others lie around behind them on a hot Independence Day at the beach. Photo by Ralph Crane, 1949.

silfarione:

Young couple cuddling as they sit down in a hole in the sand while others lie around behind them on a hot Independence Day at the beach. Photo by Ralph Crane, 1949.

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