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In our recurring feature, ComicsAlliance brings you the best comic book adventures that do not, could not, and sometimes should not exist: Great Comics That Never Happened! This week, Chris Sims and the amazing artist Kerry Callen bring you the greatest team-up of all: Batman and Jay-Z!Read more to find out what sinister force brings Hova and the Caped Crusader together for the greatest adventure of them all in… “The 99 Problems!”The Brave and the Bold: Batman and Jay-Z
Story: Chris Sims
Art: Kerry Callen
For years, the Riddler has been one of Batman’s deadliest foes, but when ace rapper Jay-Z comes to Gotham City to perform at one of Bruce Wayne’s charity events, he sets his sights on a new target! Now, the Prince of Puzzles plots to put Jay-Z’s legendary ability to survive 99 simultaneous problems to the test with a sinister deathtrap designed to destroy the Dark Knight himself!
Will Batman be able to save his friend from nearly a hundred deadly snares set to go off at once, or will this be the Riddler’s greatest triumph? Will Jay-Z prove himself to be a hustler, homie, or a customer, crony? Brush the dirt off your shoulder and strap yourself in for the greatest team-up of all as the World’s Greatest Detective and the Best Rapper Alive face… “The 99 Problems!”
PLUS! A new story of Young Hov: The Adventures of Hova When He Was a Boy!
See more from Kerry Callen, and check out the complete GCTNH Archive!
Read More: http://www.comicsalliance.com/2012/04/17/batman-jay-z-comic/#ixzz2WdTyBuLM