if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows
oh my god
Young couple cuddling as they sit down in a hole in the sand while others lie around behind them on a hot Independence Day at the beach. Photo by Ralph Crane, 1949.
the invention of the shovel was ground breaking
but the invention of the broom was the one that truly swept the nation.
When I need to reach the word count.
REBLOGGING FOR THE COMMENT OMFG
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Pleasantville (1998)
In our recurring feature, ComicsAlliance brings you the best comic book adventures that do not, could not, and sometimes should not exist: Great Comics That Never Happened! This week, Chris Sims and the amazing artist Kerry Callen bring you the greatest team-up of all: Batman and Jay-Z!
Read more to find out what sinister force brings Hova and the Caped Crusader together for the greatest adventure of them all in… “The 99 Problems!”The Brave and the Bold: Batman and Jay-Z
Story: Chris Sims
Art: Kerry Callen
For years, the Riddler has been one of Batman’s deadliest foes, but when ace rapper Jay-Z comes to Gotham City to perform at one of Bruce Wayne’s charity events, he sets his sights on a new target! Now, the Prince of Puzzles plots to put Jay-Z’s legendary ability to survive 99 simultaneous problems to the test with a sinister deathtrap designed to destroy the Dark Knight himself!
Will Batman be able to save his friend from nearly a hundred deadly snares set to go off at once, or will this be the Riddler’s greatest triumph? Will Jay-Z prove himself to be a hustler, homie, or a customer, crony? Brush the dirt off your shoulder and strap yourself in for the greatest team-up of all as the World’s Greatest Detective and the Best Rapper Alive face… “The 99 Problems!”
PLUS! A new story of Young Hov: The Adventures of Hova When He Was a Boy!
See more from Kerry Callen, and check out the complete GCTNH Archive!
Read More: http://www.comicsalliance.com/2012/04/17/batman-jay-z-comic/#ixzz2WdTyBuLM
imagine if humans had a mating season
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guys I’m never pausing icarly again what the fuck is happening here
NEVER
AGAIN
Let’s not forget
I love how theres the “G” symbol at the top and then BAM breast
Vine needs to be stopped
Spitted my whole water out, fam.
I… cannot!
LMAOOOOOO
LMFAO
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life
