200gb:

The Thinker by Auguste Rodin x Drake thinking about Nicki’s ass in Anaconda.

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teddytrumpet:

gotpasta:

cosbyykidd:

sickomobb:

ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

what if obama stopped exterminating the middle eastern population with drones

what if obama lowered my gotdamn tuition

What if everyone gets educated and stops acting like the President can make decisions for the country by themselves

^that one 

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singwithme2397:

the horror and concentration on his face

(Source: kyle-zoe-madison)

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netlfix:

no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better

(Source: netlfix)

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dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

But they always end up being the funniest

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prejaculate:

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

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sassyabrahamlincoln:

sassyabrahamlincoln:

4 score and 20 years ago i blazed it

now im stoned
image

(Source: sassyabrahamlincoln)

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touchedbyanangela:

sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you

(Source: leelinschin)

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10 word story" series - #27  

the story so far

(via revoult)

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