guiltyhipster:

The joke’s on both of you

You end up dating each other 

(Source: africant)

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Mike Fuentes from Pierce The Veil's acceptance speech for winning Best Drummer. 

(Source: deathsp3lls)

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verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

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parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

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nollag:

adam young’s Instagram is a spiritual journey

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  • obama: please stand for ur national anthem
  • *fall out boy suddenly emerges from the floor*
  • WHERE IS UR BOY TONIGHT

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shouldnt:

honestly my phone could give me as many warnings as it wants, but i will still wait until my battery dies before charging it

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kim-kanye-baby:

latenightvarietyblog:

imgonnamakeachange:

this is what dreams are made of

Sweet dreams are made of cheese

Who am I to disagree

(Source: beaniekhalifa23)

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